Here's another trick debunkers utilize to ridicule alien abduction: "Hey, I'm a smart guy! A no-kidding scientist! I love outer space and stuff! So why haven't any aliens abducted me?"
And they're only half-joking.
Anyway, I thought I'd harness the power of the Web to invite any extraterrestrial beings who may be reading to come abduct me. No rectal exams or needles in the brain. Just a nice talk. You and me. I'll make coffee. You can even wake me up in the middle of the might and freak me out; if that's the way you work, that's OK. And I won't insist on irrefutable physical evidence, so don't let that scare you off; I just want to satisfy my own curiosity.