Monday, December 18, 2006





Vegetarians are smarter, so there

The BBC is reporting on a study that shows a high IQ link to being vegetarian. The Southampton University study shows that intelligent children are more likely to become vegetarians later in life. Researchers noted that those who were vegetarian by 30 had recorded five IQ points more on average at the age of 10.


I don't eat meat for health/moral reasons; I'd never considered that a meatless diet could possibly boost my IQ. If celibacy has a similar effect then I must be a goddamned genius.

(laughter)

But seriously, folks . . .

4 comments:

platts42 said...


(laughter)

But seriously, folks . . .


I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. Try the veal, it's great.

Anonymous said...

Studies have determined a definite link between celibacy (rather, lack of sex) and prostrate and testicular cancers.

Humans are meant to have sex. As much as possible (hence there is no 'mating season' for humans). Embrace your humanity, and get some good nookie! :)

Mac said...

You ARE a goddamned genius. (No kidding.)

Sorry, WMB, but I don't buy it. (Granted, it's sometimes easy to *feel* brilliant when you're surrounded by morons...)

Mac said...

Embrace your humanity, and get some good nookie!

Contrary to popular belief, Earth girls *aren't* easy.