tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147219.post5906481138495129535..comments2024-03-11T07:26:04.670-05:00Comments on Posthuman Blues: Machttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11074004681516756703noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147219.post-5547963652409427622008-04-12T09:12:00.000-05:002008-04-12T09:12:00.000-05:00I'm down with the "On The Road, With A Bunch of St...I'm down with the "On The Road, With A Bunch of Stoned Monkeys..."Only thing is, Hunter is dead and I think his version might have been the perfect match for the title.<BR/><BR/>MichaelAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147219.post-82495410754636804582008-04-12T03:47:00.000-05:002008-04-12T03:47:00.000-05:00There's no way of best explaining how pissed off I...There's no way of best explaining how pissed off I get when people dress animals up in costumes. They're fugging <I>animals</I>!<BR/><BR/>Cornelius and Zira would certainly have something to say about this.<BR/><BR/>Dr. Zira: Taylor! Don't treat him that way!<BR/>George Taylor: Why not?<BR/>Dr. Zira: It's humiliating!<BR/>George Taylor: The way you humiliated me? All of you? YOU led me around on a LEASH!<BR/>Cornelius: That was different. We thought you were inferior.<BR/>George Taylor: Now you know better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4147219.post-40980090168578497732008-04-12T03:36:00.000-05:002008-04-12T03:36:00.000-05:00"Congress is discussing a bill that would prohibit..."Congress is discussing a bill that would prohibit interstate travel for monkeys..."<BR/><BR/>Visions of a car load of hopped up, drunken monkeys, chomping on Cuban cigars, speeding recklessly down the interstate highway, looking for the circus that left them behind when they went on some crazed banana-daquiri bender. <BR/><BR/>In the back seat, one chimp, dressed in a tattered Superman costume, is zipped on crank, while frenetically writing his epic, "On The Road, With A Bunch of Stoned Monkeys..."<BR/><BR/>I'm assuming this proposed bill will not reference the Mann Act, regarding what was quaintly known as interstate transport of victims of the "white slave trade"? <BR/><BR/>Perhaps the Non-Mann Act? <BR/><BR/>I'm jes' askin', ya know? (Maybe some questions are best not asked, or, answered.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com