Wednesday, December 31, 2003

It's New Year's Eve. I should write something about my plans for the new year, or describe my resolutions or something. Then again, bloggers everywhere will be doing exactly that. Screw it. Here's something else:

Have you ever been in a store and noticed Amish people walking the aisles, appraising "high-tech" merchandise and sometimes even buying some? Firstly, I have nothing against Amish people. If you want to live your life according to the technological standards of some arbitrary historical period, that's all right with me. In fact, the idea is not without a weird sort of appeal. What I find distasteful is when Amish people cheat. In my opinion, shopping in modern stores is a flagrant violation of the rules. It's a matter of principle, up there with "vegetarians" who order steak and attempt to shrug it off as a dietary anomaly. If you're going to do the Amish thing, do it right.

So rather than making a New Year's resolution for myself, I'll make one on behalf of Amish people everywhere. No more cheating. No more fudging. Be Amish or don't be Amish. Make up your damned mind.

And best wishes for 2004!

4 comments:

  1. I post New Years predictions on my blog every year.

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  2. Now and then I think of when we were together
    Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
    I told myself that you were right for me
    But felt so lonely in your company
    But that was love and it's an ache I still remember

    You can get addicted to a certain kinda sadness
    Like resignation to the end, always the end
    So when we found that we could not make sense
    Well you said that we would still be friends
    But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over

    But you didn't have to cut me off
    Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing
    I don't even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger
    And that feels so rough

    No, you didn't have to stoop so low
    Have your friends collect your records
    And then change your number
    Guess that I don't need that though
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know

    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know

    Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
    (From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/g/gotye-lyrics/somebody-that-i-used-to-know-lyrics.html)
    But had me believin it was always something that I'd done

    But I don't wanna live that way
    Reading into every word you say
    You said that you could let it go
    And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know-oh-oh

    But you didn't have cut me off
    Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing (oh)
    I don't even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger
    and that feels so rough

    (oh)

    No, you didn't have to stoop so low
    Have your friends collect you records
    And then change your number (oh)
    Guess that I don't need that though
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know

    Somebody that I used to know
    Somebody (now your just somebody that I used to know)
    That I used to know
    Somebody that I used to know
    Somebody (somebody) (now your just somebody that I used to know)
    That I used to know

    I used to know
    That I used to know
    I used to know
    Somebody

    Natalie Portman, get lost.

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  3. Mr. Leprechaun, Esq.7:10 PM

    An unidentified flying object, or UFO, in its most general definition, is any apparent anomaly in the sky (or near or on the ground, but observed hovering, landing, or departing into the sky) that is not readily identifiable as any known object or phenomenon by visual observation and/or use of associated instrumentation such as radar. These anomalies were referred to popularly as "flying saucers" or "flying discs" during the late 1940s and early 1950s.
    The term "UFO" (or "UFOB") was officially created in 1953 by the U.S. Air Force (USAF) to replace the more popular terms because of the variety of shapes described other than "discs" or "saucers". It was stated that a "UFOB" was "any airborne object which by performance, aerodynamic characteristics, or unusual features, does not conform to any presently known aircraft or missile type, or which cannot be positively identified as a familiar object." As originally defined, the term was restricted to those fraction of cases which remained unidentified after investigation, with USAF interest being for potential national security reasons and/or "technical aspects". (See Air Force Regulation 200-2) The term UFO became more widespread during the 1950s, at first in professional literature, but later in popular use. UFOs garnered considerable interest during the Cold War, an era associated with a heightened concern for national security.
    Various studies, both governmental and civilian, have reached widely varying conclusions, some concluding that the phenomenon does not represent a threat to national security nor does it contain anything worthy of scientific pursuit (see, e.g., 1953 CIA Robertson Panel, USAF Project Blue Book, Condon Committee), while others have reached the exact opposite conclusions (see, e.g., 1999 French COMETA study, 1948 USAF Estimate of the Situation, Sturrock Panel). A number of military personnel and others have given statements about having witnessed UFOs themselves or having been privy to information about them. Culturally, the phenomenon has often been associated with extraterrestrial life or government-related conspiracy theories, and thus has become a popular theme in fiction.

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  4. Mr. Leprechaun, Esq.7:22 PM

    theme in fiction.
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    Contents [hide]
    1 Terminology
    2 Studies
    3 Early history
    4 Investigations
    4.1 Project Sign
    4.2 Project Magnet
    4.3 Project Grudge
    4.4 USAF Regulation 200-2
    4.5 Project Bluebook
    4.6 Scientific studies
    4.7 United States
    4.7.1 Post-1947 sightings
    4.7.2 Project Sign
    4.7.3 The Condon Committee
    4.7.4 Notable cases
    4.8 Canada
    4.9 France
    4.10 Italy
    4.11 United Kingdom
    4.11.1 Notable cases
    4.12 Uruguay
    4.13 Astronomer reports
    5 Identification of UFOs
    6 Claims by military, government, and aviation personnel
    7 Extraterrestrial hypothesis
    8 Associated claims
    8.1 Reverse engineering
    9 Ufology
    9.1 Researchers
    9.2 Sightings
    9.3 Organizations
    9.4 Categorization
    9.5 Scientific skepticism
    10 Conspiracy theories
    11 Famous hoaxes
    12 In popular culture
    13 See also
    13.1 General
    13.2 Skepticism
    13.3 Psychology
    13.4 Histories
    13.5 Technology
    14 External links
    15 References
    Terminology

    The Oxford English Dictionary defines a UFO as "An unidentified flying object; a 'flying saucer'." The word was first used in print by Donald Keyhoe in 1953.[1]
    The acronym "UFO" was coined by Capt. Edward J. Ruppelt, who headed Project Blue Book, then the USAF's official investigation of UFOs. He wrote, "Obviously the term 'flying saucer' is misleading when applied to objects of every conceivable shape and performance. For this reason the military prefers the more general, if less colorful, name: unidentified flying objects. UFO (pronounced Yoo-foe) for short."[2] Other phrases that were used officially and that predate the UFO acronym include "flying flapjack", "flying disc", "unexplained flying discs", "unidentifiable flying object", and "flying saucer".[3][4][5]
    The phrase "flying saucer" had gained widespread attention after the summer of 1947. On June 24, a civilian pilot named Kenneth Arnold reported seeing nine objects flying in formation near Mount Rainer. Arnold timed the sighting and estimated the speed of discs to be over 1,200 mph. At the time, he described the objects' shape as being somewhat disc-like or saucer-like, leading to newspaper accounts of "flying saucers" and "flying discs". (see Kenneth Arnold UFO sighting for details).
    In popular usage the term UFO came to be used to refer to alien spacecraft.[6] and because of the public and media ridicule associated with the topic, some investigators prefer to use such terms as unidentified aerial phenomenon (or UAP)or anomalous phenomena, as in the title of the National Aviation Reporting Center on Anomalous Phenomena or NARCAP.[7]
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    All from the "UFO"entry on Wikipedia.org, naturally!

    The weird little Mr. Leprechaun, Esq., is just experimenting here, folks!

    Not that anyone, or very few, are likely to find or see this strange little experiment with Blogger. I think I may have discovered something weird, which I've decided to call: " bloghitching'"

    More later....heheheheheheheheheheheheheeee....!!! (Now where did I put my pot o'gold?)

    June 7, 2013

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