Friday, April 30, 2004

Lust In Space

"To stop [sex in space from] happening they are trying to develop a drug that will temporarily reduce sex drive but not leave the crew permanently impotent."




What do you want to bet the International Space Station is really a love nest?


What complete lack of vision. The key to dealing with sex in space is to shelve the Puritan antics and realize that humans are going to remain sexual beings regardless what planet they're on. Instead of spending untold thousands of dollars turning astronauts into high-tech eunuchs, we should just give them condoms. They could even put the NASA logo on each pack. But why stop there? NASA could take out ad space for contraceptives right on the sides of Mars-bound rockets . . .

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