Posthuman Blues

It's football season! (Or pre-season, or whatever the hell they call it.) And you know what they means? That's right -- even more pathetic jock-sniffing nobodies strolling around in officially licensed NFL gear than usual! Some of these idiots have already started decorating their vehicles. And to top it all off, everyone's doting on a completely fictitious presidential election.

Orwell couldn't have come up with this shit in his wildest dreams.