Thursday, December 30, 2004

Military Lab Proposed Gay-Aphrodisiac Chemical Weapon

Your tax-dollars at work.

Personally, I'd want to field-test the stuff first. And what better places to measure its potency than suburban mega-churches?

(Presciently, cryonicist Charles Platt once wrote a novel called "The Gas," about an aphrodisiac that escapes industrial custody and inundates England, inducing a nation-wide orgy.)

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