I found this at Boing Boing today. The first time I watched it I found it appallingly sad. The second time I found myself giggling. Now I want to make it my cellphone ringtone.
WTF!? Just once I'd like to see some sub-teen, instead of pretentiously trying to imitate supposed black gangsta patois, try to be creative and attempt to, say, triphop verbally on some obscure variation of Elizabethean English rap while using a Norwegian accent to riff on sub-atomic particle physics. Or something.
Without insulting this youngster, I at first thought this was an extension of the "tentacle" body modification post. Her eyes are all black, like a shark's doll eyes, and I think she has a bit of the Lovecraftian "Innsmouth Look" to her.
But please don't forward to this her, I'm afraid she would grab her "homies" from her "crew" and "put a cap in my ass." That's urban slang meaning to murder a person with a firearm.
That may inspire me to do my "Grumpy Old Fart" routine for YouTube. I could definitely give her a bit of competition when it comes venting personal venom. (I only seem like a calm, eminently rational soul. It's all surface....)
She's how old? She looks like she's been through the ringer a few times already. Sad.
That's actually the first thing I noticed: she looks inexplicably old, like she's been boozing and puffing Marlboros for 20 years or so. I don't see a "little girl"; I see a crone in the making.
WTF!? Just once I'd like to see some sub-teen, instead of pretentiously trying to imitate supposed black gangsta patois, try to be creative and attempt to, say, triphop verbally on some obscure variation of Elizabethean English rap while using a Norwegian accent to riff on sub-atomic particle physics. Or something.
ReplyDeleteBut that's just me. Next! 8^}
Do you suppose she's like that *all* the time? Or is it just a YouTube thing?
ReplyDeleteBTW, get a load of the deer head in the background. Does that qualify as "bling"?
Man..................................
ReplyDeleteShe's how old? She looks like she's been through the ringer a few times already. Sad.
I weep for the youth today.
ReplyDeletetrust your first impressions - appallingly sad.
ReplyDeleteWithout insulting this youngster, I at first thought this was an extension of the "tentacle" body modification post. Her eyes are all black, like a shark's doll eyes, and I think she has a bit of the Lovecraftian "Innsmouth Look" to her.
ReplyDeleteBut please don't forward to this her, I'm afraid she would grab her "homies" from her "crew" and "put a cap in my ass." That's urban slang meaning to murder a person with a firearm.
That may inspire me to do my "Grumpy Old Fart" routine for YouTube. I could definitely give her a bit of competition when it comes venting personal venom. (I only seem like a calm, eminently rational soul. It's all surface....)
ReplyDeleteShe's how old? She looks like she's been through the ringer a few times already. Sad.
ReplyDeleteThat's actually the first thing I noticed: she looks inexplicably old, like she's been boozing and puffing Marlboros for 20 years or so. I don't see a "little girl"; I see a crone in the making.
Her profile on YouTube indicates she was "18" nearly a year ago.
ReplyDeleteHer mascara's running. Poor little munchkin.
ReplyDelete(Fifty bucks says the drum set belongs to her father/stepdad/mom's bf.)