The governments "National Institute on Drug Abuse" just released a new study on the long term health risks associated with "chronic" marijuana use. Basically the report suggest there are risks involving heart attack and stroke according to the study. The "users" studied reported using 78 to 350 marijuana cigarettes per week. Now, for those of you counting, that's 11 to 50 joints a day supposedly over a number of years. 11 to 50 joints a day! My question is, when would you have the time to smoke all that reefer between sex, sleeping, and all the Ben and Jerrys and Oreo cookies? I am left to conclude that the government researchers must have been studying themselves, because only people smoking 11 to 50 joints a day could possibly come up with a research study as ludicrous as this one. Wow man, groovy dude!
The governments "National Institute on Drug Abuse" just released a new study on the long term health risks associated with "chronic" marijuana use. Basically the report suggest there are risks involving heart attack and stroke according to the study. The "users" studied reported using 78 to 350 marijuana cigarettes per week. Now, for those of you counting, that's 11 to 50 joints a day supposedly over a number of years. 11 to 50 joints a day! My question is, when would you have the time to smoke all that reefer between sex, sleeping, and all the Ben and Jerrys and Oreo cookies? I am left to conclude that the government researchers must have been studying themselves, because only people smoking 11 to 50 joints a day could possibly come up with a research study as ludicrous as this one. Wow man, groovy dude!
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