Is that because she's still inside, you heartless brute, and not adamantly striding the hallway in some obscure hunter-seeker delerium, as all cats should be allowed to experience, frequently?
Let her stroll, damn you! Cats just wanna have fun, too, ya'know! 8^}
Grayliens? Pshaw... They're pretty harmless little automatons. Give one a good kick for me and see what happens...not much, I'll bet.
They're puny, pathetic little pussies. Oh, and let me know what happens, especially if my assumption is incorrect, and they decide to get all post-singularity on your...well, you know. I'd be interested in your partaking in such a ...cultural exchange...for me... remotely. I'm willing to record the results for posterity, if you're still alive, or unaddled, afterward.
Now, on the other hand, if it's Kimball and Redfern hanging around outside your door, then I'd be very concerned for some obscure reason. Take a closer look next time thru the peephole when ol' Spooky gets restless. I'd sic my cat on 'em, regardless, either way! (I mean, you could always get another cat, right?) 8^}
"She's mewling piteously as I type . . . "
ReplyDeleteIs that because she's still inside, you heartless brute, and not adamantly striding the hallway in some obscure hunter-seeker delerium, as all cats should be allowed to experience, frequently?
Let her stroll, damn you! Cats just wanna have fun, too, ya'know! 8^}
Cats see spirits; maybe there's one in the hall.
ReplyDeletespook is clearly at home with her phantom K-9 friends:
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Spirits? I just figured she was curious about the Gray aliens who routinely hang out outside my door...
ReplyDeleteGrayliens? Pshaw... They're pretty harmless little automatons. Give one a good kick for me and see what happens...not much, I'll bet.
ReplyDeleteThey're puny, pathetic little pussies. Oh, and let me know what happens, especially if my assumption is incorrect, and they decide to get all post-singularity on your...well, you know. I'd be interested in your partaking in such a ...cultural exchange...for me... remotely. I'm willing to record the results for posterity, if you're still alive, or unaddled, afterward.
Now, on the other hand, if it's Kimball and Redfern hanging around outside your door, then I'd be very concerned for some obscure reason. Take a closer look next time thru the peephole when ol' Spooky gets restless. I'd sic my cat on 'em, regardless, either way!
(I mean, you could always get another cat, right?) 8^}
I'm confused ... I thought Redfern *was* a Gray!
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