Friday, June 05, 2009

I suppose it was only a matter of time.





I've finally been "outed" as an alien. (Just take a look at the caption for the photo accompanying this, er, "revealing" article.)

(Thanks to Greg Bishop for helping to blow my cover.)

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8 comments:

  1. You look really different without your glasses.

    By the way, your site hijacks my Internet Explorer 8. Once I'm there, I can't navigate away. Is this my 9,786th complaint about shoddy MS new product releases or a clever ruse on your part to keep folks glued to your site?

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  2. How is your alien name pronounced? "maktonys?" "mektawnies?" I can't tell from the article. The caption indicates that your identity is only "reported" not "confirmed." I'll confirm it.

    And how did you and your evil aliens manage to abduct 1 billion humans? Are you on some sort of quota or merit system? Good work!

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  3. Anonymous7:56 PM

    "I'm there, I can't navigate away."
    Isn't that the idea?
    j/k ;)
    2009 and we can't even have a decent operating system. By now we should be zipping around in flying cars for fuck sake.
    The singularity my ass! What a joke. Blue screen more likely.

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  4. @purrlgurrl

    I have no idea why the site's giving you trouble. I take it you're referring to Posthuman Blues . . . ?

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  5. Yeah, I got them ole Posthuman Blues . . .

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  6. What big black eyes you have!

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  7. @T.G.C.

    Disturbing, huh?

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  8. Really effective data, thank you for the article.

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