Posthuman Blues

BIBLE PREDICTS ALIEN ATTACK

"And so because of the alien threat from outer space the nations of the world unite and through the UN elect the first president of the newly formed one-world government. The world president, now having dictatorial powers, gives the order that all alien saucers that violate the earth's air space be shot down using the newly developed, multi-megawatt SBL ALPHA LASER DEATH RAY. Sixty-six saucers are shot down and crash to earth because of this new technology. The alien commander is surprised and filled with awe and respect because of his adversary, the UN President (antichrist)."

You know, there's a market here. I, for one, would love to see a translation of the Bible with "Alpha Laser Death Ray" included.