Here's a damned cool remote-control flying saucer I really wish I had. With a little improvisation, I bet I could use it to drop turds onto the heads of the sidewalk preachers that plague my neighborhood on weekends.
There's always the good ol' fashioned peepee super soaker gun. And don't forget the rank piss-filled balloon. Heck, why not try both on the same victims?... Combine that with turds and you simply cannot go wrong.
Oh yeah, I'll bet you'll look really cute in your police mug shot after perpetuating this nonsense.
Seriously, just tell them you've found God, and that Satan is now your saviour. That's what I used to do. If it doesn't shut them up completely, it makes them sputter so badly they can't reply.
Oh, gopod, it starts anew...in a new neighborhood)
Yeah, but this time it's a *nice* neighborhood. And the only reason the street-preachers come is because they're guaranteed an audience. They're ignored and then they go away, which is as it should be.
There's always the good ol' fashioned peepee super soaker gun. And don't forget the rank piss-filled balloon. Heck, why not try both on the same victims?... Combine that with turds and you simply cannot go wrong.
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Take pics. :)
Take pics. :)
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I'll bet you'll look really cute in your police mug shot after perpetuating this nonsense.
Seriously, just tell them you've found God, and that Satan is now your saviour. That's what I used to do. If it doesn't shut them up completely, it makes them sputter so badly they can't reply.
"...the sidewalk preachers that plague my neighborhood on weekends."
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What about "public nuisance" or noise ordinances? Or, you could go down there, and "counter-preach!"
Can I getta Amen, brother?
Oh, gopod, it starts anew...in a new neighborhood)
ReplyDeleteYeah, but this time it's a *nice* neighborhood. And the only reason the street-preachers come is because they're guaranteed an audience. They're ignored and then they go away, which is as it should be.