Monday, October 29, 2007

Man placed on sex offenders register for sex with bike

I'm trying to visualize how one would go about doing this. It sounds terrifically awkward -- not to mention dangerous. Just imagine what could happen with all those gears and spokes.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:19 PM

    Really, Mac? Just remove the seat!

    There are already custom-made bikes for women. The seat's still attached, but there's a hole in the center, and when she pedals.......I probably shouldn't know that, but I do.

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  2. As usual, you're one step ahead of me!

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  3. Anonymous12:42 AM

    Was it a consenting bike, one wonders?...

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  4. Anonymous12:43 AM

    Actually, he ought to be placed on the good taste offenders register....

    --W.M. Bear

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  5. Anonymous5:03 AM

    Ah, a most inscrutable pancake, but was it a male or female bicycle?
    Flann O'Brien would surely chuckle

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  6. Anonymous6:44 AM

    Somehow I can't picture this either.

    But it does sound like a Tim Burton script.

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