Whatever your beliefs, it's hard to dismiss how life-changing alien contact could be.
It would literally change everything, and because of that, Valley emergency teams are taking it all seriously.
Firefighters are getting trained for that contact, learning what to do and how to handle the situation if it ever turns into reality.
"They're emerging from the spacecraft! This is the moment we've trained for! Ready? Let's hose them down!"
...your comment lines here are hilarious, I could clearly visualize the scene and now I can't stop laughing...thanks!
ReplyDeleteMichael
The idea of training firefighters for UFO contact is so inane it was all I could come up with!
ReplyDeleteWeevee: stdbj *snicker*
"Take me to your hoser."
ReplyDeleteGozer?
ReplyDeleteKeymaster? Meet the Gatekeeper!
Now, stand still while we hose you down.
weevee/captcha: hhayfh
xslation: ahhahaha yoof hmmm