Monday, September 22, 2008

Hey, it's on the Internet. It must be true!

Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry.


But seriously -- can you think of anyone in the known history of mankind with a resume even remotely comparable to this? I can't. Bucky Fuller and Arthur C. Clarke don't even come close.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...-- can you think of anyone in the known history of mankind with a resume even remotely comparable to this? I can't. Bucky Fuller and Arthur C. Clarke don't even come close."

I don't know why he left this off his autobiographical write-up, but when asked who created God, Kal just gave a knowing wink and said, "You're welcome." 8^}

Mac said...

The "Colonel" takes self-aggrandizing to a whole new level. Granted, the guy's not all there, but his "bio" is a total scream.