Posthuman Blues

Various People I Loathe (Part One):

1.) UFO nuts who "want to believe"
2.) Religious people of any kind
3.) Anyone over the age of 10 who wears Starter merchandise
4.) Anyone under the age of 10 who wears Starter merchandise
5.) Anyone who thinks politics make a difference
6.) Journalists who lie
7.) Glad-handing corporate types
8.) Anyone who "counts carbs"
9.) Wal-Mart "greeters"
10.) People who never read science fiction unless it's by Margaret Atwood
11.) Anyone with "anti-establishment" bumperstickers on their car
12.) People who don't know the difference between "its" and "it's"
13.) Television news anchormen
14.) "Meteorologists"
15.) Anyone who indulges in public displays of affection
16.) Meat-eaters
17.) Paris Hilton
18.) Anyone who's ever read a "Left Behind" novel
19.) Anyone who's ever considered buying or reading a "Left Behind" novel
20.) Old people
21.) Anyone who's ever "joined a frat"
22.) Anyone who identifies with the term "metrosexual"
23.) People who say "sci-fi" instead of "science fiction"
24.) Couples who marry and expect you to drop everything to attend their wedding
25.) Couples who reproduce
26.) Parents who bring their children into coffeeshops
27.) Anyone with a Hum-Vee
28.) People who don't know who Portishead is
29.) 600-pound women who have to be surgically removed from couches