Wednesday, July 02, 2003

Where am I when this stuff happens?





MISSOURI -- HOVERING BRIGHT TRIANGULAR SHAPED OBJECT

(From Filer's Files. All grammatical and spelling errors as found.)

KANSAS CITY -- On Sunday, June 8, 2003, at about 11 PM, we were driving south on Highway 435, ten miles from the Kansas State line, when myself and my two passengers asked each other what was that object we all had been watching? It was a quarter of a mile away and was large and very bright. It looked about the size of a football field, and the top surface seemed to be covered in very bright lights. The lower side was dark with rotating red and blue lights. We stopped on the highway, got out and watched tohe object for five minutes as it just hovered not moving. After five minutes it started a very slow forward motion, it flew over a hill and descended and disappeared. There was no engine or propellers noise.

"Elevator"* music I have to listen to at work

1.) Shania Twain
2.) Mariah Carey
3.) Whitney Houston
4.) Dixie Chicks
5.) James Taylor
6.) Cher

I deserve a raise.

(*actually, played just about everywhere but the elevators . . .)

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