Posthuman Blues

I just took the . . .

Honest Bloggers Quiz

It goes like this . . .

1. Which political party do you typically agree with?

Democrats.

2. Which political party do you typically vote for?

Honestly, I have yet to vote in a presidential election. But that changes this year.

3. List the last five presidents that you voted for.

See above.

4. Which party do you think is smarter about the economy?

It would depend on the administration, but again I have to go with the Democrats -- not because I'm in love with them but because they're the lesser of two evils. Or three evils, if you count Nader.

5. Which party do you think is smarter about domestic affairs?

See above.

6. Do you think we should keep our troops in Iraq or pull them out?

Phase out our military presence in a hurry. The Iraqis see us as occupiers, and rightly so.

7. Who, or what country, do you think is most responsible for 9/11?

Islamic extremists for actually doing it, and the Bush administration for making it so goddamned easy.

8. Do you think we will find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Not a chance in hell.

9. Yes or no, should the U.S. legalize marijuana?

Yes.

10. Do you think the Republicans stole the last presidental election?

Yes.

11. Do you think Bill Clinton should have been impeached because of what he did with Monica Lewinski?

No.

12. Do you think Hillary Clinton would make a good president?

Frankly, she sort of gives me the creeps. But she just might make a decent political leader.

13. Name a current Democrat who would make a great president.

"Great"? That's asking a bit much. All I want is someone who isn't blatantly dysfunctional.

14. Name a current Republican who would make a great president.

See above.

15. Do you think that women should have the right to have an abortion?

Yes.

16. What religion are you?

None.

17. Have you read the Bible all the way through?

No.

18. What's your favorite book?

"Neuromancer."

19. Who is your favorite band?

R.E.M.

20. Who do you think you'll vote for president in the next election?

Kerry. No, wait. I meant me. I'm running as a write-in.

21. What website did you see this on first?

Chapel Perilous.