Posthuman Blues

Fish near treatment plants found with male-female tissue

"'This is the first thing that I've seen as a scientist that really scared me,' said Woodling, 58, a retired fisheries biologist with the Colorado Division of Wildlife now working with the University of Colorado."

Weird stuff in the water supply? Not to sound mordant or cavalier, but this Woodling guy hasn't seen anything yet. Then again, he's 58, so he may take the dirt-nap before the really abominable stuff comes to light. By 2050, those of us left will be "drinking" tap-water with a spoon.

Stock tip: Invest in Evian.