Posthuman Blues

New Elmendorf Beast Found in Texas

"A mystery animal identical to the Elmendorf Beast has been found in Lufkin, Texas, approximately 300 miles northeast of Elmendorf, where the first animal was shot in May. Photographs of both animals make it clear that they are virtually identical. At this time, it is known that the animal is canine, but no species has yet been identified. It is apparently not a wolf, coyote, or any known breed of dog, unless the animal has some sort of bizarre and profound disease."

Whatever this thing is, what do you want to bet it's been flushed out from its native environment by deforestation or global warming? (Be sure to check out the photo gallery.)