"TV-B-Gone universal remote control turns off virtually any television! It's the ultimate jammer tool for reclaiming public space. It works at airports, bars, offices... any place that needs a break from the idiot box. Clarity of mind, one click at a time."
Oh, man. I honestly had no idea they actually made this. Imagine the thrill of walking into a sports bar to enjoy a sandwich and casually making "March Madness" disappear at the touch of a button!
The next step is to make a version of TV-B-Gone that permanently disables the TV -- preferably in grand, incendiary fashion. But I suppose that would be like reinventing the handgun.
When are they going to develop a remote where you can mute a person? Now THAT would be cool.
ReplyDeleteMy targets will be the types that drive around with their car radios blasting at full volume like boom boxes.
ReplyDeleteinfo -- I'm sure the Bush administration is working on it!
--WMB
I could have so much fun with one of these it should (and probably is) illegal.
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