Giant sea slugs that squirt toxic ink invade Britain
A giant poisonous sea "monster" which squirts toxic ink is invading British waters - because of global warming experts say.
The extraordinary looking creatures, called sea slugs, are a foot-and-half-long and swim through the water using "wings" that make them look like an undersea bat.
I think this thing evolved solely so I could blog it.
(Hat tip: Nick Redfern.)