Monday, October 29, 2007

Man placed on sex offenders register for sex with bike

I'm trying to visualize how one would go about doing this. It sounds terrifically awkward -- not to mention dangerous. Just imagine what could happen with all those gears and spokes.

6 comments:

Bsti said...

Really, Mac? Just remove the seat!

There are already custom-made bikes for women. The seat's still attached, but there's a hole in the center, and when she pedals.......I probably shouldn't know that, but I do.

Mac said...

As usual, you're one step ahead of me!

Anonymous said...

Was it a consenting bike, one wonders?...

Anonymous said...

Actually, he ought to be placed on the good taste offenders register....

--W.M. Bear

Anonymous said...

Ah, a most inscrutable pancake, but was it a male or female bicycle?
Flann O'Brien would surely chuckle

dad2059 said...

Somehow I can't picture this either.

But it does sound like a Tim Burton script.