Monday, March 22, 2004

Transgenic sex-bot alert!

"LoveLumpTM is an artificially-engineered transgenic tissue sculpture. It is created using a variety of animal and vegetable DNA strands, which is then mapped onto a host chromosome palette. It is considered to be one of a handful of new species created from the basic building material now available to us through recent breakthroughs in modern science."




What will those wacky genetic designers come up with next?


This is probably a hoax -- I think we're probably a few years from synthesizing transgenic love machines -- but you've got to tip your hat to the aspiring folks at EroTech nonetheless. And the "decency" mavens thought Janet Jackson's nipple was appalling!

Prediction: If the LoveLump is for real, the number of "restroom breaks" at high-schools all over the world will quadruple. And can you begin to imagine the reaction from Christian and Muslim fundamentalists? This (literally) fucking thing could start World War Three!