Thursday, September 20, 2007

Here's a damned cool remote-control flying saucer I really wish I had. With a little improvisation, I bet I could use it to drop turds onto the heads of the sidewalk preachers that plague my neighborhood on weekends.
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4 comments:

epahShifter said...

There's always the good ol' fashioned peepee super soaker gun. And don't forget the rank piss-filled balloon. Heck, why not try both on the same victims?... Combine that with turds and you simply cannot go wrong.

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Take pics. :)

3:12 AM
Katie said...

Take pics. :)

Oh yeah, I'll bet you'll look really cute in your police mug shot after perpetuating this nonsense.

Seriously, just tell them you've found God, and that Satan is now your saviour. That's what I used to do. If it doesn't shut them up completely, it makes them sputter so badly they can't reply.

7:51 AM
Anonymous said...

"...the sidewalk preachers that plague my neighborhood on weekends."

(Oh, gopod, it starts anew...in a new neighborhood)

What about "public nuisance" or noise ordinances? Or, you could go down there, and "counter-preach!"

Can I getta Amen, brother?

3:32 PM
Mac said...

Oh, gopod, it starts anew...in a new neighborhood)

Yeah, but this time it's a *nice* neighborhood. And the only reason the street-preachers come is because they're guaranteed an audience. They're ignored and then they go away, which is as it should be.

1:17 AM

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