Posthuman Blues

"My sister just got back from a vacation in Missouri. While down there, she visited a casino. She had to present identification to the bouncer to be let in. He looked at her ID, made a confused face and said, 'Canada. What state is that?'"

--The ShanMonster, "Trick or Treat" (Sunday, October 31, 2004)

I hereby take back all my anti-Kansas comments.