Posthuman Blues

P Diddy wants to be Bond

"The man formerly known as Puff Daddy said: 'The world is ready for a black James Bond.'" (Via CP.)

No doubt. But "Puff Daddy"? First of all, the Bond they've got now is doing just fine. My pick for a replacement would have to be Jude Law. Or Morrissey -- I can actually see that.

I suppose the upshot of "P Diddy" as Bond is that you could do away with the whole "007" thing; he changes his name so often it's little more than a code-name anyway. And even less comprehensible.

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