Posthuman Blues

Young man killed by exploding lava lamp





"Authorities say Quinn was heating his lava lamp on the stove Sunday afternoon when it blew up. They're not sure why he was doing it."

I'll tell you why he was doing it. Because those fluorescent globs inside lava lamps are sentient alien organisms, that's why. This industrious young man was simply doing his best to thwart the impending invasion.