Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Today (and probably tomorrow) Independence is on a "boil alert." Apparently a water main burst, potentially contaminating the water supply. (Curiously, none of the community's so-called "journalists" have even thought to ask what the contaminating substance might be.)
The alert advises ceasing to drink or otherwise consume tap water, so everyone's stocking up on bottled water or else boiling tap water in an attempt to eradicate the unspecified contaminants. As restaurants close, an almost apocalyptic atmosphere has descended over the suburbs. Lines of cars remain sitting at the Starbucks drive-thru, their drivers uncomprehending.
I have to admit that part of me is enjoying this.
The alert advises ceasing to drink or otherwise consume tap water, so everyone's stocking up on bottled water or else boiling tap water in an attempt to eradicate the unspecified contaminants. As restaurants close, an almost apocalyptic atmosphere has descended over the suburbs. Lines of cars remain sitting at the Starbucks drive-thru, their drivers uncomprehending.
I have to admit that part of me is enjoying this.
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Ha! How Ballardian of you...
:-)
Concrescence looms, friend...
Acceleration is plain
And so it must go.
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While I understand why you have to leave that horrible place, it's a shame. Your commentary on it hilarious.
(Curiously, none of the community's so-called "journalists" have even thought to ask what the contaminating substance might be.)
Hmmm...Can you say fecal coliforms?
I would throw a little Macbeth in (think witches cauldron) but I might sound like Lumbergs spambot.
ns
...That's 'Lehmberg', you fraptious piss-wit. _You_ can add "Mr."
alienview@roadrunner.com
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> While I understand why you have to leave that horrible place, it's a shame. Your commentary on it hilarious.
Are you leaving KC, Mac? Or just Johnson County?
Vidiot--
Sometimes all you can do is laugh!
Aaron--
Just Johnson County. For now.
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