Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dumping Someone Is Hard, Even if That Someone Is a Sex Doll

Here's a tip: when disposing of a very lifelike sex doll, leaving it in a shallow grave bound up and wrapped in a sleeping bag is not the best way to do so. You know, because someone might stumble upon a sleeping bag with hair coming out of one end and feet coming out of the other and jump to a conclusion other than that you got sick of humping an inanimate object. In fact, that's just what happened to a would-be silicone heartbreaker in Japan.


Anonymous said...

She was always there when he needed her, she deserved better...I'm sure someone would have taken her on the rebound. She might have had many good years left, you never know.


Anonymous said...

Interesting. Don't ever buy stuff you can't get rid of. How DO you get rid of something like that?

Mac said...

How DO you get rid of something like that?

Hey, I sense an untapped market for love-doll funerals! :-)

The *real question, of course, is what will happen to the more sophisticated lovebots of tomorrow? Will they go freelance? Will "killing" one be recognized as a crime?