"On your last trip did you discover what the Earth people eat?"

I like the sound they make when they laugh.

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I haven't actually tried it yet, but . . .

Dark, disturbing, with a haunting finish. This is why coffee was invented.



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"Care for a cup of Wilkins coffee?"

A rare glimpse of Kermit the Frog in his sociopathic years:



(Thanks to Nerdcore.)

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Today I learned from a friend that one of my neighbors has an unhealthy preoccupation with ordering this stuff off eBay.

"Breakfast has been taken over by the machines."

"There's a meat substitute and there's a cheese substitute. Ever think there one day might be a human substitute?"



(Hat tip: @georgedvorsky.)

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I'm more than happy to help out with viral marketing, provided it's good viral marketing.

I realize the whole ironic Lovecraft thing is pretty much played . . .

. . . but occasionally an exception emerges from the tenebrous mire of the collective digital unconscious to elicit big laughs.



I might as well take this opportunity to remind loyal readers that I share my birthday (Aug. 20) with Lovecraft. Neat, huh?

(Thanks again to Justin!)

Sight unseen

(Thanks: Urban Prankster.)

"We have synthesized knowledge and created a beer for the new millennium."

But wait! There's more!



(Thanks to Sentient Developments.)

Lacoste envisions the future of tennis.

Was that a foul ball or a glitch in the Matrix?

Homeless robot

A humorous ad featuring a robot who probably wishes the Singularity hadn't hit.



(Thanks, Elan!)

"Come a little closer and I'll tell you my story."

Is there anything Cartrivision can't do?

It doesn't get much better.

Pink Tentacle has more deliciously kitschy credit card advertisements to show you.

They Entered Gamespace to Refill Their Neuro-Drives

No it's not a spaceship, or a game show set, or even the backdrop to a J-pop music video. It's an immersive advertisement for gaming.

Called the flatflat store, the space was created in a very long, narrow space by Sako Architects to sell game products from NHN Japan. Visitors to the store get instant access to hangame, an online games portal, and hange.jp, a games portal for mobiles. Walk in and use one of the store's big-screen interfaces to the portal, or just open up your mobile device and start playing.

All well and good, but I don't see an espresso machine anywhere . . .

The steampunk dinosaur meme meets the erotic cyborg meme. Don't miss it!

Yet another example of the erotic cyborg meme:



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UFO humor informs this hilarious South African breath mint commercial.

They just don't make commercials like this anymore.