Posthuman Blues

Physically, I'm not an outgoing person -- especially for someone with "weird" interests. I dress pretty conservatively; my only possible concessions to fashion are Dr. Marten's and reasonably stylish prescription glasses. No tattoos -- although I've been considering having a small ink sketch by Franz Kafka memorialized on my forearm -- and no piercings. Even my hair is worryingly normal, although years ago I experimented with shaving it (with unencouraging results).

But the idea of "implanted" lenses appeals to me. I wish I'd thought of this.