Thursday, November 30, 2006

My holiday wish-list (part one):

1.) A car that, when parked, automatically fires high-energy tactical lasers at anyone within 10 feet not bearing my DNA signature.

2.) A soundproofed and nuclear-hardened library (with Internet access).

3.) A laptop computer that can download my thoughts directly into MS Word -- even when I'm asleep.

4.) An android duplicate that enjoys people, damnit.
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12 comments:

Ed said...

"So, Susan, how was your date with Mac?"

"Well, Janet, it was going ok, until he offered to drive me home. We got about ten feet away from his car and ..."

7:18 PM
Mac said...

"Well, Janet, it was going ok, until he offered to drive me home. We got about ten feet away from his car and ..."

ZZZAAAAPPP! KA-BOOOOM!

9:24 PM
sexypaige said...

dont be such a pussy -

as long as you dont cross their path they're not going to do shit -

if the cops have been called - its over -

what makes you think you're the target of their wrath anyway? you said everyone else complained - what are they going to do? fight the whole building with the cops there? get over yourself - you're not the center of the universe -

and take the snow off your car and warm it up and go for a ride -

did the ufos take your testicles?

9:46 PM
Mac said...

See what a little self-deprecating humor gets you? Sheesh!

10:04 PM
Mac said...

On second thought, I've decided "UFOs Took My Testicles" would make a great name for a band, if I ever start one.

10:07 PM
razorsmile said...

"So, Susan, how was your date with Mac?"

"Well, Janet, it was going ok, until he offered to drive me home. We got about ten feet away from his car and ..."

BOOM, HEADSHOT!

3:25 PM
Colette said...

4.) An android duplicate that enjoys people, damnit

*pouts*

But I thought the 'real' Mac DID enjoy people (such as his friend, Colette)...

Still waiting for you to show up on my doorstep *winks*

Or, perhaps you can just send along your android...

^_^

4:12 PM
Mac said...

Colette--

Oh, I was just being hard on myself. I enjoy people a lot, actually. I just prefer quality to quantity.

8:21 PM
Mac said...

If you get that hooked up, you'll be needing a shelf-tidier and general run-and-fetch library gimp ... be sure to give me a shout, won't you?

Oh, *all right*.

8:24 PM
Colette said...

Mac,

Well I certainly hope I am in the 'quality' column

^_^

12:17 AM
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4:46 AM
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