Monday, January 21, 2008

Zombies: Coming Soon....Everywhere! (Nick Redfern)

It's not exactly a secret now that the story is in the public domain, but it's definitely strange and it does concern the official world, so I'm going to mention it: namely, a project to understand "human fear" chemicals. Why? Why else: to use them in some fashion on the battlefield, of course! Did you really need to ask?

I anticipate an outbreak and a subsequent clandestine working group dedicated to ridding the world of the pheromonal zombie menace. Nick Redfern, not exactly a stranger to the topic, would probably answer directly to the President.


Nick Redfern said...

Earth, December 21, 2012 AD

Nick: "Mr. President, I have good news and bad news."

Prez: "What's the bad news?"

Nick: "It looks like we're losing; the zombie plague is everywhere."

Prez: "So what the hell is the good news?"

Nick: "You're perfectly - and uniquely - safe from attack: they only want brains."

Prez: Only a puzzled and appropriate silence...

Mac said...

Burn! ;-)