Posthuman Blues

Vast Condom Horror in Pacific

"The mass was discovered by the Australian Oceanographic Laboratory Outpost on Macquarie Island in the South Pacific. Scientists there explained that the accumulation, which consists almost exclusively of condoms, is explained by a principle of physics called 'like aggregation.' Like aggregation is caused by the massing of similar objects due to ocean currents and winds, the response of the objects to the earth's magnetic field, and other factors."

Worse still -- it's alive! (Just kidding -- although I do sense science fiction potential here.)

And I thought Brush Creek was bad . . .