Is there a blogger who's really starting to bug you? An online pundit whose observations are beginning to grate? Do what I do: visit Netdisaster and declare war. They had it coming.
Examples? I got 'em.
Click here to see Rense.com wither under a barrage of meteor impacts.
Had enough of wading through the lame ads on Whitley Strieber's site? Release the attack saucers!
Fed up with Richard Hoagland's paranoid screeds? We can fix that.
But I'm saving the best for last . . .