Monday, March 31, 2008





The fifth issue of FLURB is live. Dig in!

4 comments:

John Malcovich said...

One of the stories in this ish of Flurb (Bisson's "Captain Ordinary") makes reference to the secret spacetime portal in certain Starbucks:

"Unnoticed by all except a select few, every third Starbucks has a narrow door between the broom closet and the unisex john/jane. Captain Ordinary’s decaf soy latte order got him the key."

I have to ask--can you confirm if this is indeed true?

Mac said...

I have to ask--can you confirm if this is indeed true?

I wouldn't know. It's *decaf*, man!

Being palmer eldritch said...

That's spelled "Malkovich," bonehead! And get out of our minds!

no longer being john malkovich said...

Hey! I paid my $200 for my 15 minutes--I'll leave when my time is up, get dumped by the side of some Jersey turnpike, and not before!

[See: http://tinyurl.com/ynuvn6
for clarification regarding this weirdly involuted debate.]

But, thanks for the spelling correction re: "Malkovich."

Ahem. Well, Mac, all I can suggest regarding Bisson's spacetime portal allegation is, if some client orders a decaf soy latte, keep an eye on them to see where they go, or if they try to use some key to get into Starbucks broom closet! 8^}