Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change
Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance.
(Via Aberrant News.)
Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance.
(Via Aberrant News.)
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3 comments:
"...and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time."
Sentenced to 75 hours of community service. Hopefully, not near any local zoos.
Sentenced to 75 hours of community service. Hopefully, not near any local zoos.
You couldn't resist, could you?
Hell, no! I guess it's just the wombat in me...uh, I mean...garsh!
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