Sunday, June 24, 2007

Cellphone recycling bins at Tokyo convenience stores

Since 1998, Japan's wireless providers have been recycling unwanted phones in their own stores for customers who switch models or cancel their contracts. In recent years, however, more and more customers are waiting to recycle their old handsets, as phones have grown more sophisticated and hold greater amounts of important data that users need to access after switching models.


The question you should be asking yourself: could anyone in, say, 1985 possibly have predicted this?

Saturday, June 23, 2007

'Mile-wide UFO' spotted by British airline pilot

"It was 2,000ft up and stationary. I thought it was about 10 miles away, although I later realised it was approximately 40 miles from us. At first, I thought it was the size of a [Boeing] 737.

"But it must have been much bigger because of how far away it was. It could have been as much as a mile wide."

Continuing his approach to Guernsey, Bowyer then spied a "second identical object further to the west".

He said: "It was exactly the same but looked smaller because it was further away. It was closer to Guernsey. I can't explain it. This was clearly visual for about nine minutes.

"I'm certainly not saying that it was something of another world. All I'm saying is that I have never seen anything like it before in all my years of flying."


This seems to be a solid report from a qualified pilot. Comments welcome.

Friday, June 22, 2007





At last: photographic proof of the Grays' hybridization program!

For the entire photoset, click here.

(Thanks, John!)
The aliens are shambling and Cthulhu-like, adept at telekinesis. Their vehicles -- ominous stationary saucers seen through a haze of pollution and African sunlight -- border on kitschy. But by craftily exploiting genre "power chords" and setting the action in an alternate 1990, "Alive in Joburg" captures a sense of pure, unaffected creepiness. There are some wonderful and haunting images to be found here.



(Found at Table of Malcontents.)




William S. Burroughs claimed that "we're here to go." Chris at Mondolithic Sketchbook mines the same post-ideological vein here.
I think we can safely expect the alleged "drones" to become increasingly complex as new images materialize -- if, of course, the meme doesn't die out first.





The evolution of the drones' construction arguably mirrors the progression of early crop circles from relatively simple glyphs to today's geometrically sophisticated designs. Is a cabal of drone aficionados deliberately starting with minimalist designs and working its way up to the equivalent of a "mothership"? Or are we witnessing a spontaneous trend?

Perhaps in discounting the drone images we deprive ourselves a front-row seat to a meme undergoing the rigors of evolution, a process ufology has yet to fully understand for lack of sheer intellectual and cross-disciplinary flexibility.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

I happened across this stop-action sci-fi yarn at YouTube. Whimsical yet monstrous.

Cliff Pickover is at it again with The Women of Wikipedia. Where else can you find Courteney Cox rubbing shoulders with Ada Lovelace?
Paul Kimball: renaissance man.




So you wanna be a cyborg . . .

Here are ten steps to get you going (or at least keep you busy) until the Singularity hits.
Watching this spoof ad (based on an actual proposed product) is disquietingly like taking in a vintage "technology of tomorrow" video circa 1985.



(Tip of the virtual reality visor to Beyond the Beyond.)
This clip is being billed as the funniest five-second video on the Net. (So far it's elicited a laugh every time I've watched it.)

(Hat tip: Boing Boing.)

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

I finished Bruce Sterling's "Visionary in Residence" and began Ken MacLeod's "Newton's Wake" (a tough decision, as the library also had "Learning the World" available and I'm a sucker for first contact stories).





Meanwhile, in "meatspace," I've been idly packing for next week's move. I'm jonesing for an up-close look at the new addition to the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art, which will be within easy walking distance. (It's embarrassing to admit, but the thought of being able to walk somewhere -- let alone somewhere as cool as an art museum -- seems almost impossibly exotic to me right now.)
NTT's Tangible-3D display

Researchers at NTT Comware have just made virtual reality a little more real. On June 20, the company unveiled a 3D display system that reproduces the physical feel of three-dimensional video by means of an actuator glove worn on the hand, allowing viewers to literally reach out and touch the person or object on the screen.
Bush vetoes stem-cell funds bill

Mr Bush said advances must be pursued in a way "that respects human dignity and upholds our moral values".


This is, of course, beyond the domain of mere cognitive dissonance -- but at least we can't claim we didn't see it coming.




Just because the world is burning doesn't mean we can't dress nicely.
Giant wind-powered biomechanical centipedes stroll our beaches. Awesome short video.

(Thanks: Reality Carnival.)

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Charles Stross: bitch-slapped!

Monday, June 18, 2007





Take a look at the incredible packaging for the final cut of Ridley Scott's prescient cult favorite, "Blade Runner." It even comes with a replica "spinner" flying car. My inner nerd is fairly drooling over this.
FBI to Battle Zombie Horde

No, really. Read on.

Some estimates peg the number of email spams sent each day at around 55 billion, the vast majority of which are sent by infected PCs, usually without any knowledge of it by their owner.

It's all part of what's known as a botnet, giant networks of malware-infected PCs that act as slaves to a master controller via the internet. These PCs, called zombies, are perhaps the biggest security threat on the internet today.


(Thanks, Nick.)




Ghost Cities Of 2100

Whether from natural catastrophes, economic collapse or the slow encroachments of sand or water, it seems likely that at least some of today's cities will meet the same fate as Ozymandias, the king of kings who built a monument to himself. As the English poet Percy Bysshe Shelley wrote, "Round the decay / Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare / The lone and level sands stretch far away."

(Via Spluch.)

Sunday, June 17, 2007

"Blade Runner" alert!
That Salt Lake Blimp--Mystery Solved . . . or Not?

On June 13, a peculiar object was videotaped moving slowly over Salt Lake City. Despite the fact that the object exhibits significant mechanical detail in a clear videotape, it has been claimed that it was a mylar blimp owned by a man called Daniel Geery. However it's not yet clear that Mr. Geery's blimp has the same configuration as the videotaped object, and a strikingly similar object was videotaped over Liverpool in England in July of 2001.


Both look like unmanned blimps or airships to me. But at least they're more interesting than the "drones."
From Now On, It's All Temperature Anomaly, All the Time

The picture kind of says it all.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Brian Eno discusses "Music for Airports," one of my all-time favorite albums:



(Thanks: Beyond the Beyond.)

Friday, June 15, 2007





Good news: in about a week, I'm getting the hell out of Independence, Missouri for the more sanity-conducive climes of the Plaza in Kansas City. My soon-to-be new apartment is light-years beyond what I'm living in now. (With lots of exposed ducts, it's a little like a set from Terry Gilliam's "Brazil.")

No more suburban dilapidation, and none too soon.
No Stars Shine in This Dark Galaxy

An international team of astronomers have conclusive new evidence that a recently discovered "dark galaxy" is, in fact, an object the size of a galaxy, made entirely of dark matter.
Yes Men Strike Oil: Civil Disobedients Make Modest Flesh-to-Fuel Proposal

"Without oil, at least four billion people would starve. This spiral of trouble would make the oil infrastructure utterly useless" -- unless their bodies could be turned into fuel.

That was the satirical message delivered by two corporate ethics activists to the Gas and Oil Exposition 2007 in Calgary, Alberta. The activists, part of political trickster collective the Yes Men, used the Exposition to stage their latest theatre of corporate absurdity, with Exxon/Mobil and the Natural Petroleum Council playing the fools.

(Via Boing Boing.)
Stephen Colbert on the ever-present robot menace:

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Rooftop solar power just got easier.
SETI pundit Seth Shostak's credibility righteously trounced by the Easter Bunny. Read all about it.
Marco Spitoni is destined to go down as one of the seminal fabulists of Web-based cinema. Check out his latest, an action-packed short involving massive, jet-propelled robot lizards:



For "C.O.D.E. Guardian," Spitoni's steampunk retelling of World War Two, click here.

(Big thanks to Table of Malcontents.)




Spooks Infiltrating UFO Community?

So, if I get this right: these spooks don't really believe in UFOs, but they're worried that foreign intelligence agents have infiltrated UFO groups that have military members with classified info. And what sort of classified information do these supposed foreign intelligence types think they're gonna get from the UFO group (other than UFO information)?


At this point, if attending a conference, I'd politely hand the mic to Nick Redfern ("On the Trail of the Saucer Spies"). But it's worth noting that spooks infiltrating UFO groups is hardly new, dating back to the very first formal research organizations.

Hopefully this "new" development will stir up some coherent discussion on an overlooked and multifaceted aspect of ufology.
Populations of 20 U.S. birds declining

The populations of 20 common American birds -- from the fence-sitting meadowlark to the whippoorwill with its haunting call -- are half what they were 40 years ago, according to an analysis released Thursday.

Suburban sprawl, climate change and other invasive species are largely to blame, said the study's author Greg Butcher of the National Audubon Society.

"Most of these we don't expect will go extinct," he said. "We think they reflect other things that are happening in the environment that we should be worried about."


Evidently scientists will stop at nothing to perpetuate their sinister Leftist agenda!
Caffeinated doughnuts to roll out

Dr. Robert Bohannon of Environostics is the man behind the caffeine-laced doughnuts, which he has dubbed Buzz Donuts. His manufacturing process allows the caffeine to be absorbed in the intestine, thus eliminating any off tastes.


Two words: "Nobel Prize."
Remember Kal Korff? He's been plugging away at his blog and the result is nothing short of hilarious. His grandiose claims have become so unapologetically silly that I don't think even Korff buys his schtick anymore -- but I could be wrong. See for yourself.

(For background on "Colonel" Korff, refer to UFOWatchdog.com.)
Pondering an Ocean Beneath Titan





An underground ocean on Titan? The apparent detection of low frequency radio waves makes liquid water beneath the surface of the huge Saturnian moon a possibility, according to research led by Fernando Simoes (Centre d'Etudes Terrestres et Planetaires, Saint Maur, France). Simoes and team have been studying what New Scientist is describing as an 'enigmatic radio signal' that the European Space Agency's Huygens probe detected as it descended to Titan's surface in 2005.


An enigmatic radio signal from deep space? Who can resist that invitation?
Lab-Grown Meat for Ethical Carnivores

"We're trying to make meat without having to kill animals," Bernard Roelen, a veterinary science professor at Utrecht University, said in an interview.

Although it is in its early stages, the idea is to replace harvesting meat from livestock with a process that eliminates the need for animal feed, transport, land use and the methane expelled by animals, which all hurt the environment, he said.


I get the "Why don't you eat meat?" question surprisingly often, considering I rarely mention my vegetarianism. I don't like using the "ethical" rap (even though I do think meat consumption is fraught with some serious ethical problems), so my latest justification is purely environmental: eating cows (or pigs or whatever) simply doesn't make sense in an age threatened by greenhouse emissions and desertification.

Strangely, a lot of people think eating vat-grown meat is way-gross. Maybe so. But it sure as hell beats the alternative.
Now's your chance to listen to the late Edward Gorey read "The Gashleycrumb Tinies"!

I'm prone to fits of laughter when reading Gorey's books; he achieved a singular alchemy with his combination of dour rhymes and faux-Victorian illustrations.
The wrath of 2007: America's great drought

From the mountains and desert of the West, now into an eighth consecutive dry year, to the wheat farms of Alabama, where crops are failing because of rainfall levels 12 inches lower than usual, to the vast soupy expanse of Lake Okeechobee in southern Florida, which has become so dry it actually caught fire a couple of weeks ago, a continent is crying out for water.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007





William Gibson has a new book on the way. I'm excited. You should be too.
A frank, blame-free assessment of the potential consequences of anthropogenic climate change:



As Chris notes at Mondolithic Sketchbook, "Everytime someone watches this, an oil industry shill gets carpal tunnel."
Bios 4 - Art Exhibition in Seville, Spain

An exhibition of biotech art, including its relationships with the human body, nano-entities, environmental issues, artificial life and robots.


That's my kind of art exhibition. Take a look at the "Martian rose," a fitting metaphor for doomed romance if there ever was one.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007





Design boost for European rover

The vehicle, expected to land in September 2014, would be equipped with a 16.5kg package of instruments to search for past or present life.


Key term: "present life," which it just might find. (Despite NASA's justification for its Mars program as the "search for life," it hasn't actually looked for any since the 1970s.)

Monday, June 11, 2007

Project Pterosaur

The goal of Project Pterosaur is to mount an expedition to locate and bring back to the United States living specimens of pterosaurs or their fertile eggs, which will be displayed in a Pterosaur Rookery that will be the center piece of the planned Fellowship Creation Science Museum and Research Institute (FCSMRI). Furthermore, the rookery facility will establish a breeding colony of pterosaurs in order to produce specimens that could then be put on display by other regional institutions or church groups.


If real (and not a spot-on parody), this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen online. It reads like some sort of fevered collaboration between Jack Chick and Loren Coleman.

For more seriously wacked-out uber-Christian hocus pocus, be sure to take a look at the rest of the "Objective Ministries" site!

(Thanks to John Shirley.)