Friday, March 27, 2009

Somewhere, J.G. Ballard is smiling.

Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.


Kennedy's '63 Lincoln limousine said...

Classic. Mr. Savage (heh!) wantonly having his lascivious way with a sweet, innocent carwash vacuum cleaner.
Is there no morality left in this vacuous world!?

This illuminating video may clarify the great ethical question at hand:

Having to submit to incarceration and drug testing is the least this miscreant should suffer. Oh, the mechanical indignity of it all! One would automatically hope no radial floor-waxing equipment is allowed anywhere near him! 8^}

Anonymous said...

Man, talk about having a bummer day and adding insult to injury!