Friday, March 27, 2009

Somewhere, J.G. Ballard is smiling.

Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

2 comments:

Kennedy's '63 Lincoln limousine said...

Classic. Mr. Savage (heh!) wantonly having his lascivious way with a sweet, innocent carwash vacuum cleaner.
Is there no morality left in this vacuous world!?

This illuminating video may clarify the great ethical question at hand:

http://tinyurl.com/5nthnf

Having to submit to incarceration and drug testing is the least this miscreant should suffer. Oh, the mechanical indignity of it all! One would automatically hope no radial floor-waxing equipment is allowed anywhere near him! 8^}

dad2059 said...

Man, talk about having a bummer day and adding insult to injury!