Friday, March 07, 2008

UK astronomers to broadcast adverts to aliens

Although each and every television advert already broadcast has leaked into the heavens, the caper marks the first time one is to be targetted at an other worldly market, a zone in the constellation Ursa Major that could harbour alien worlds, the snack manufacturer Doritos announces today.



wintermuse x9 said...

"Where the hell are my soylent-green flavored Doritos?" roared the Kanamit from Ursa Major.

W.M. Bear said...

If this catches with other advertisers, the alien attack may well be a Big Mac Attack!

I also thought the comment about the possibility of the Beatles song that was broadcast inviting an alien attack was unintentionally funny. Maybe we should try some rap or hip-hop -- if we want to keep them away!