Although each and every television advert already broadcast has leaked into the heavens, the caper marks the first time one is to be targetted at an other worldly market, a zone in the constellation Ursa Major that could harbour alien worlds, the snack manufacturer Doritos announces today.
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2 comments:
"Where the hell are my soylent-green flavored Doritos?" roared the Kanamit from Ursa Major.
If this catches with other advertisers, the alien attack may well be a Big Mac Attack!
I also thought the comment about the possibility of the Beatles song that was broadcast inviting an alien attack was unintentionally funny. Maybe we should try some rap or hip-hop -- if we want to keep them away!
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