Buy a car and get a free gun at U.S. car dealer
Every buyer so far "except one guy from Canada and one old guy" has elected to take the gun, Muller said. Muller recommends his customers select a Kel-Tec .380 pistol.
Canadians -- such insufferable pansies!
Perhaps I'll buy a car from this guy and use the free gun to blow my brains out.