Friday, May 23, 2008

Today's J.G. Ballard moment:

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

(Via Boing Boing.)


slattern23 said...

I dunno, I could probably have a go at the Chariot from Lost in Space.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I am constantly amazed, even though by this time I should be numb to just about anything, I am still constantly amazed at the diversity of life forms inhabiting this planet.


Anonymous said...

Should these people be allowed to marry their cars? I think it's only a matter of time before they begin demanding that right.

Ken Y.

intense said...

I dunno. I once had a love affair with the 1963 version of the Jaguar XKE 4.1 liter fastback sports car, but alas, my love remained unrequited and unconsummated due to the cost and overly delicate and finicky engine. She was a looker, though!


kcotae said...

Any particular colour preference?

intense said...

Light metallic sky blue, thank you.

kcotae said...

Pleased to hear you're into Britsh cars, Intense! (I love Jags, rhymes with shags)
My preference would be red as it reminds me of virgins!