Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Support Your Local Reptoid

The concept of reptilian beings on Earth is a surprisingly widespread conspiracy theory, in which the US government and major public companies are complicit in a vast worldwide network of underground bases housing a large population of humanoid reptilian creatures called Reptoids. They speak English and are involved in every major government and corporate decision. They are variously said to either disguise themselves or actually shape-shift into humans, where they have public lives in positions of national importance. Some say the Reptoids are of extraterrestrial origin, and some say they are native to Earth, having developed intelligence before the primates, and have been secretly running things all along.

(Via PAG E-News.)

The real danger with the "reptoid" mythos is that critically impaired people refuse to acknowledge that humans are more than capable of orchestrating atrocities. Never underestimate human short-sightedness and greed.


Ray Palm (Ray X) said...


The Mega-Conspiracy concept is great for insecure, anal retentive types who have to organize reality into one big, neat box. They can't accept that history can be accidental, events can occur by happenstance. And with the Mega-Con, the "indifference" of nature, its chaos, can be boxed in by such concepts as weather control.

And throw in evil as an external, not internal problem, and the insecure can find solace because none of it is their fault.

Alex Moseley said...

I think you hit on a new PC term in "critically impaired". I don't know whether it is simple stupidity, this inability to evaluate statements for their validity. Sometimes of course it's laziness; sometimes it's lack of education or intellectual rigor.

Mac said...


Laziness is a huge part of it. Too many people secretly deplore thinking.

Anonymous said...

On the other hand, it's been pretty conclusively established that George W. Bush is definitely a Reptilian. There are even pictures of him in an unguarded moment without the human mask. (Of course, its also been definitively established that George W. Bush is also a Simian -- But how can he belong to both alien species at the same time?)

--WMB as Anon

Anonymous said...

Reptoids are a metaphor for the reptillian "territorial" brain. A reptoid is a person ruled by base emotions such as fear, hate, power-lust, etc.

Mac said...

Reptoids are a metaphor for the reptillian "territorial" brain. A reptoid is a person ruled by base emotions such as fear, hate, power-lust, etc.

As a metaphor, it works. As "reality," it fails miserably. Then again, our culture seems to have increasing intolerance for metaphors. Take biblical fundies, for instance.

Anonymous said...

For those of you that don’t think that there is no such thing as aliens, you need to wake up. There have been reptilians living amongst us for thousands of years, and there’s countless evidence to prove it. This video does a pretty good job of giving you a rough idea of what the Draconians are and how long they’ve been here. Their disguises utilize technology that is much more advanced than the technology that is available to the general public (which is usually 50 to 100 years behind what the human elite organizations such as DARPA have), but it is still not infallible. There have been many instances caught on tape when the moving features of their face (mouth and eyes) have a slight lag time to recalibrate to the sudden change in movement. Hence the appearances of reptilian eyes or tongues for split seconds. One of my buddies who also (happens to be quite adept in regards to the reptilians and what they’re all about) was filming a city council meeting for ventura county when he caught something like this. He posted some of the pictures at his website (they’re at if you want to check them out) although the quality isn’t as good as the one shot by the news network.