Monday, September 17, 2007

BERLIN GALLERY TO OFFER AUTHENTIC MILLION-EURO EXPERIENCE

Through a special arrangement with American conceptual artist Jonathon Keats, the Gormannstrasse gallery will offer the unadulterated experience of spending money.

"Each transaction is an original artwork," explains Mr. Keats, who has previously sold real estate in higher dimensions of space and futures contracts on his own brain. "The artwork comes into existence the moment that you buy it, and remains solely yours until you sell it to someone else by engaging another buyer in an equivalent transaction."


Thanks but no thanks. I've got all my money tied up in alien abduction insurance policies.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Jonathan Keats will allow us to pay him up to 1 million euros for the wild artistic experience of the transaction itself, with no records or actual physical art changing hands?

Wow. This guy is either a very funny guy (joker) or has balls the size of Saturn and Jupiter.

Heh. People can send me unlimited cash through the mail, and I'll even sign a receipt--think of the greater glory of the documentation of such a "performance art" transaction! Get your receipt now!