Wednesday, January 11, 2006

What Was The Red Dust On Cars? Nothing Worse Than That

The Illinois EPA believes the red dust came from Oklahoma and Texas, about a thousand miles away.

(Via The Anomalist.)

That's what they want you to think. Actually, the dust is from a top-secret Mars sample-return mission. Now deadly Martian microbes are on the loose and mutiplying in Earth's balmy, mothering atmosphere. Look out!


W.M. Bear said...

I knew that.

Unknown said...

Ah ha! Now I have to track down that short gray man I made a bet with about this - LOL

Hope you are healing well. Did you get the neat apartment?

Carol Maltby said...

Shouldn't you move into one of Robert Heinlein's old homes for luck?