Posthuman Blues

Researchers use laser light to remote control flies

"Yale University School of Medicine researchers have found a way to exercise a little mind control over fruit flies, making the flies jump, beat their wings, and fly on command by triggering genetic 'remote controls' that the scientists designed and installed in the insects' central nervous systems, according to a new report in the 8 April issue of the journal Cell."

This may have some really fun practical uses, too. For example, I'd like to control my own swarm of horseflies. I could have them assault certain vapid celebrities -- like, say, Paris Hilton -- at photos ops. Or have cockroaches scamper all over George Bush's face the next time he delivers a speech.

The possibilities are endless.