Wednesday, July 18, 2007

UFO Watchdog and Royce Myers III: 24 Hours Before LEGAL ACTIONS BEGIN!

You know Kal Korff's deadly serious when he posts a byline photo of an anonymous man in a turban.

(More on Korff here.)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just don't know what to make of this guy. He is one can shy a sixpack I believe. I like what ufowatchdog is doing. I don't know whether to say to ignore korff or what. He does make me laugh. Lord I know I always can use a good laugh. There was an awsome chick on criticalthinkers.org in a swimsuit. I think she was put there to distract us from the rubric of critical thinking. It worked. I had to jump out and go to the russian teaching english forum. That was hilarious too. Korff had to close a thread because of abuse.
there was another with English speaking Russian girls. (Stay away from Romanian ones ..(they will rob you blind, and Albanians too, ask Tony Snow about the Presidents watch )
I won't hold my breath waiting for Royce to pull down the the Korf files..
If Kork had a decent manager he could really make a lot of money like SNL or the Colby..seriously and all this could be over. I hope he gets better because I feel sorry for him. (a cathartic moment)

Off topic..
just thinking how my thinking is happening on thin films of fluid, like oil slicks on the brain
did you ever wonder why when you have your eyes closed ,behind your thoughts, images seem to meld and flow with faces things you know you are not thinking non stop ?.where is that coming from?
If you are on crack,pot,steroids,percodan,ectasy,preparation H,viagra, or any regulated or non regulated substance do not answer please.

Thank You
SyS

Mac said...

did you ever wonder why when you have your eyes closed ,behind your thoughts, images seem to meld and flow with faces things you know you are not thinking non stop ?.where is that coming from?

I'm actually pretty sure I know what you're talking about. I seem to experience more of this when I'm fatigued and have been using a computer, although fatigue alone will do it. Google "entoptic images" and see what you think.

Mac said...

Note: Korff's removed the link, which is pretty typical. Now the deadline appears to be Monday. Right.

the tell-tale heart said...

The smiling man in the turban, Mac, is Korff's imaginary financial and legal actions backer. He's supposed to be a Saudi prince, filthy rich.

He's also allegedly the money man behind Kaladonia's imaginary 500 book deal, including the first 9 volumes totaling 3500 pages on the final truth and re-expose on Roswell.

Kal is now nearly two weeks past his own announced date for the release of book one, detailing Klass' original expose. Talk about inappropriately and surreally recursive! I'd like to spend about, oh, maybe 4 or 5 minutes inside Korff's head and look around to see what's going on--as long as I could leave, that is.

Kal has become a parody of himself via his own efforts--a kind of funny, sad, ex-patriot who has become a source of humor, pity, and sorrow due to his own behavior. Tis the hour that Kal struts upon the poorly-constructed stage of his virtual life, via his site, and then....is no more. (--paraShakes)

A kind of joke of a Hannibal, cannabalizing himself with every step and bite he takes of himself.

"I did not know that. That's wild, weird, wonderful stuff..."

--infamous generic Johnny Carson rejoinder to Ed McMahon on the Tonight Show. (Apply sparingly to these same kinds of sunburnt situations.)

"I pity the fool!" --Mr. T /A-team

Korff presents a kind of repulsive, fascinating, appeal to our baser instincts by his over the top virtual virtuoso St. Vitus danse macabre before us all, if we wish to look in his direction. Perhaps we should not, but his appeal, as almost a form of unconscious performance art, is too weird to look away from sometimes. More's the pity, and what it may say about our own sensationalistic voyeurism.

Aagh! A curse upon your house, Mr. Kal--stop before it's too late for you, I beg you! You have become far too Dickens-ian for us to restrain our intrigued horror and quiet laughter any more..quoth the raven.

Makes me wonder what kind of entoptic imagery, slipping around on the oozing oily substrate of Kal's forebrain, he might be liable to see in his darkest moments...

Scary weirdo, indeed. 8^0

Katie said...

Do you actually have to register and log in to view this dreck? I'm getting an error that I'm not authorized to view the article unless I'm logged in.

Whatever.

Oh, and on the front page, it's interesting to note that correspondent Jitka Subrtova looks an awful lot like Jessica Simpson from about eight years ago.

Mac said...

Katie--

The only reason you get the "log in" message is because he deleted the entry -- only to replace it with a sillier one. Evidently he wants us to forget the 24 hour "deadline," as it's been -- surprise! -- postponed till Monday.

He used to have a byline photo of Lara Croft (or someone suspiciously like her) but she appears to have parted ways. Oh, what a tangled web we weave! :-)

Mac said...

Perhaps we should not, but his appeal, as almost a form of unconscious performance art, is too weird to look away from sometimes. More's the pity, and what it may say about our own sensationalistic voyeurism.

Indeed!

Anonymous said...

SyS -- You are a hoot.

--WMB as Anon

Anonymous said...

"I did not know that...."

My all-time favorite JC line (recycled MANY times by him with wonderful mock-seriousness).

--WMB as Anon

Yoda's disreputable nephew said...

Fear the great and powerful KORFF!

(hey, stop looking behind that curtain over there--ya wanna spoil my illusions, or something?)

Whatta yawp is Korff! --Yoda Yamato

Mac said...

Well, it's been a hell of a lot longer than 24 hours. Where's that "legal action" we were promised?